Home Composting (or how I became involved in an EPIC BATTLE against a fruit fly invasion)

Earlier this year I was determined to become a homesteading, crafty, DIY bundle of awesome wrapped up in snark and skinny jeans. It has... not quite gone according to plan. Life catches up, you know? And all of a sudden that craft that seemed so important keeps on getting pushed to the side. And your cat eats all your pepper seedlings and instead of starting again you say "fuck it" and decide to try again next year. And cooking, while enjoyable, takes time - time that could be used binge-watching Orange is the New Black and then debating it endlessly with your Charming Assistant.

But there was one thing that I was determined to do, and that was reduce our share of food waste going into landfills. We've had some mixed success with this. We're better about eating all leftovers and not letting them go bad. Then again, just two days ago I pulled out our bell peppers to make a delicious Italian-inspired dinner and found mold all over them. Boo! But one step that we did take was to begin composting at home. I had initially been curious about home composting companies like The Compost Crew or Compost Cab - they give you a compost bin to put your food waste in, and come to collect the scraps once a week. You pay for the service, but at the end of the year you get a portion of your compost back to use however you see fit. Charming Assistant, however, was not sold on the idea of paying someone to take out our trash for us. Clearly, further research was required!

After browsing around the Internet and reading You Grow, Girl cover to cover, I decided that worm composting was the way to go. I convinced Charming Assistant that this was something we could do, and he convinced me that we should start small - he didn't want to be responsible for too many worms - what if we didn't create enough scraps to feed them? Their wormy deaths would be on us. So we started out with a Rubbermaid bin that I'd drilled holes into, damp newspaper forming a layer on the bottom, 250 worms, and a week's worth of food scraps. See?

And it went well! The worms seemed happy, we were taking our trash out less, I could see the beginnings of compost forming in the bin. Then came the peaches. We bought some fresh peaches from our local farmer's market, and set them into our fruit bowl in the kitchen. Well, apparently they had fruit flies on them, which we discovered when we walked into our apartment one evening to discover a cloud of them congregating around the peaches. I flipped out. I literally hunted those buggers down by hand, smashing them gleefully in mid-air. I also set out the classic fruit fly trap of a piece of fruit at the bottom of a soda bottle. It seemed to work - their numbers were diminishing and I could cook without worrying about getting some extra unwanted protein in our food.

Then I went to go feed the worms. And another cloud of fruit flies exploded from their bin. Apparently a warm, damp compost bin is just the perfect breeding ground for them, and they'd happily moved on in. Thus began the epic battle. Weekly cleanings of the compost bin to scoop up larvae and dispose of them, constant refreshing of fruit fly traps consisting of apple cider vinegar and soap, and the occasional smashing of a fruit fly that got too close to me. For a while, we were winning.

Then something changed. This week the fruit flies mounted a massive offensive. Their numbers suddenly exploded, and I couldn't even drink a beer without flies trying to get down into the bottle. I sank into despair. Would we have to get rid of the worms? Put the cats in a kennel and spray the place down with Raid? Say fuck it and burn the apartment to the ground? Probably not that last option. Charming Assistant was the level-headed of the two of us. He quite wisely suggested we get a fly swatter, and take care of the problem on several fronts. The traps should be replenished, the compost bin wiped down every few days, and every fruit fly spotted should be killed without mercy.

I have to admit I went a little crazy with the fly swatter. It's a good thing there was no one there to observe me - I was rocking the crazy eyes as I stalked the invaders around our apartment. But oh, it was so satisfying! I felt like Gimli in the Two Towers, gleefully counting out each kill.

It's been a few days since Operation: Exterminate went into effect. I've dutifully cleaned out the bin (god those larvae appear so quickly!) and kept the traps topped off with apple cider and soap. And killed every fruit fly that my swatter could reach. So far, so good - last night, I drank a beer without sticking my thumb down the neck of the bottle. Tonight, maybe I can enjoy a glass of wine without keeping a napkin over it as it sits on the table. Next week, who knows? Maybe we'll have defeated the problem completely!

Meanwhile, I'd like to reassure you that I react very gracefully when a fruit fly collides with my face.

Channeling The Network

I know that I have a shit ton to write about (wedding, honeymoon, job) but here's the thing - the government shut down has me mad as hell. Not just because I'm an ardent Democrat (which I am), and not just because I grew up and live outside of DC (which I do). But the shutdown is actively hurting people that I care about. My sister works for the CDC, and has been deemed non-essential. Therefore, she's on furlough. My sister also has a husband, and two young children, who depend upon her income. Why do they depend on her? Because my sister and her husband made the decision, together, that she would work and he would take care of the twins. So while he does work part-time, his full-time job is taking care of my niece and nephew. Which means that they are down to a small fraction of the income they rely upon to survive. And I'm mad as hell.

I just don't get it. I honestly don't. How do politicians, who profess to work for their constituents, continue to actively work against the interests of those same constituents? I know a lot of people believe that the blame should be laid at the feet of both parties, but in this case its just not accurate. The Republicans are attempting to strong-arm the Democrats into defunding a LAW - a law that was passed by Congress, signed by the President, and deemed by the Supreme Court to be constitutional. That is not democracy. That is a child throwing a tantrum, and holding its breath until it gets its way. The ACA isn't perfect - there are modifications that could be made to improve its accessibility and affordability. But it is SO much better than what we currently have.

Before Palmer and I got married, my insurance cost over $300 each month. Every month. Until quite recently, I made $23,400 a year. Pre-tax. Insurance would have taken that down to $19,800. Rent, split with Palmer, is $800 a month. So that would take me down to $10,200. My cell phone plan, which I need for work? $1188. So now I have $9012 left over. Again, this is all pre-tax. How about parking? Oh, that's $120 a month. So that's $7572 left. Let's go back to taxes again. Assuming I qualified for the very lowest tax rate (which I don't), that'd be about 12% of my income. Now I have $4764 left to work with throughout the year. Oh, but can't forget auto insurance, which is about $1400 each year. And now I'm down to $3364. Divide that by 12. I have $280 a month to work with. That has to provide for food, clothes, gas, vet bills, contacts, and birth control. Oh! And the car loan! Which is another $45 a month. Do you see what I'm saying here? I work hard, and I make above the minimum wage, and I am STILL operating at a deficit because of the extreme costs of health insurance. And do you know what that $300/month health insurance got me? Extremely high (or non-existent, in the case of Dental and Vision) co-pays, and no coverage for birth control or depression medication. And THAT is supposed to be the ideal? Are you kidding?

Do you know what would have helped me? Having birth control covered, because that's $79 a month right there. Not having my rates raised for pre-existing conditions, like asthma and anemia. Not having my rates raised because of my recurrent major depression. Hell, having been able to be under my parents' health insurance until I was 26 would have saved $7200! Look, I know that insurance costs money. I know that insurance is, when you really look at it, a losing gamble. But here's the thing - by losing, you win. By buying insurance, you are hoping that you never have to use it. You want to not have to use it. Insurance isn't really there to make the day-to-day expenses cheaper. Yes, lower co-pays are amazing, and I missed my good insurance the entire time I was on the crappy one. But you know what I was grateful for? That when I had to go to urgent care for my broken toe, or my UTI that was transforming into a bladder infection, or my inflamed lymph node - THAT was when insurance was there. Because I paid a shit-load every month, I was covered in those instances when I would have otherwise been screwed. THAT is why we have insurance - so that when you break a leg, or get in a car accident, or have appendicitis - you've already paid in to the system, and now the system is paying you back. And you pray that you never need it. But when you do? It's a god-send.

So WHY is the Republican party so against every American having insurance? I honestly don't understand. If a person doesn't have insurance, but they have one of those pray-it-never-happens accidents, do you know what happens? They still get treated. You go to the emergency room with a broken leg and they have to treat you. And if you don't have insurance, do you know who pays? Everyone else that does.

So basically, the ACA is working to help every uninsured American get health coverage. Something that the Republicans have said they support - just not in the form of the ACA. Meanwhile, let's not forget that the ACA is law. I don't think I can repeat this enough - Congress passed it, the President signed it, and the Supreme Court declared it Constitutional. Yet the House GOP is holding the government hostage over something the American people have clearly, repeatedly, said they wanted. And their intransigence is causing my sister and her family to suffer. Instead of allowing more Americans to receive health coverage, the Republicans are actively harming those who've made their career out of public service.

And people say we should hold both parties accountable. As Jon Stewart said, this isn't a fender bender - this is the asshole causing the head-on collision.

Being Crafty!

One of my resolutions this year was to be more creative, to actively work at creating things that could be both beautiful and functional. I've been knitting (slowly) and perusing DIY blogs (daily) and decided to take inspiration from a friend and create a jewelry display stand.

Materials: bamboo silverware divider; patterned paper from Paper Source; ruled cutting mat; adhesive spray; power drill; drill bits; hook and cup screws; eyelet screws.

I started this project shortly after New Years. Technically, I had begun it before by purchasing the silverware divider, but had done absolutely nothing with it. So we're going to mark that as "prep time" and not count it.

I started out by selecting the paper, what turned out to be the hardest part. You see, my original idea had been to use vintage porcelain furniture knobs to hang the necklaces off of, but I realized that not only were they super bulky, but it would be near impossible to find a pattern that didn't clash horribly with at least one of them. So while I still have those things, I'll use them for something else. Possibly furniture? Anyhow, paper selected!

I wanted something pretty and feminine, but not so loud that the jewelry would clash against it. This seemed to fit the bill! Next came the measuring and cutting, a rather nerve-wracking process. The paper wasn't hugely expensive, but it wasn't cheap, and it was important to me that the pattern of the pieces retain the pattern of the paper. Ergo, no screw-ups allowed! To aid with the process, I did the first cuts on cheap white paper, adjusted the measurements accordingly (its really hard to accurately measure the INSIDE of a box), then traced those pieces onto the nice paper, and cut from there.

I finally had the pieces, and was ready to attach them. Some sites I'd read discussing similar projects suggested using glue sticks. I HATE glue sticks. I really do. I'll admit they're useful for some things, but to me they're annoying, create bubbles, stick weirdly, and are always dried out when you need them most. So I used adhesive spray that I'd bought for another project, but seemed appropriate for this one. As directed, I applied it outside, and let it dry for several hours before bringing it inside. I didn't do a perfect job, but good enough for government work!

Then came another long break. I was in the middle of finals, I was super stressed out, and I just did not have time to sit down and power drill the hell out of this thing. And so the project languished. Until today! Well, I tried to start it back up on Thursday, but then realized I'd neglected to charge the power drill, and so had to wait. Anyhow! Got out my brand-new power drill, a Christmas gift from Mom&Dad, as well as my lovely drill bit set.

I'd already marked where I was supposed to drill, so it was just a matter of creating the holes for the hook & cup and eyelet screws to fit into.

Despite some interruptions from nosy felines-

I eventually managed to get the holes drilled and the screws screwed. Heh.

After that, it was just a matter of selecting the jewelry to be displayed, and placing the container appropriately! Ta Da!!!

Now my necklaces are no longer hidden within a box, I know what earrings I own, and my dresser has become a bastion of delicate femininity. Well. Delicate femininity created with the use of a cordless power drill. The best kind!

Next project: earring display made out of a picture frame. Get excited!

Infusions of Failure

After the delicious success of blackberry-infused vodka, my Charming Assistant and I became ambitious. Fruit was no longer enough, no. We had to be bold, and daring, recklessly adventurous! And so we decided upon Garlic Habanero Vodka. Spicy, savory, perfect for Bloody Marys, we began this infusion full of confidence.

The recipe we found called for a full bulb of garlic and between four and six Habanero peppers. We decided to go on the light side, figuring we could later add more as needed. Chopping and de-seeding was a delicate business, and I definitely didn't want Habanero oil getting into my eyes or any cuts that I may have. Personal Protective Equipment to the rescue!

Once the ingredients were carefully placed into our handy-dandy Sun Tea jar, it was time for the vodka!

We shook that jar up but good, and placed it into our closet to steep. 8 days later, we were ready to experiment. We put one shot each into two glasses, added tomato juice, lemon juice, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco, salt, pepper, and ice, and sat down to enjoy some Bloody Marys with breakfast.

Oh boy. That was a mistake. The drinks were so spicy that they burned going down. I powered through about one-fourth of the drink, and became overwhelmed. Charming Assistant and I decided that dilution was required. We poured half of our drinks into new glasses, and added more tomato juice and ice to each. At that point, the drinks were barely consumable. I managed to finish one of my two glasses, but forfeited when confronted with drink number 2.

In retrospect, the disturbing color (kinda like pee, if we're being honest- and I would never lie to you) and the blast of spice and garlic odor should have clued us in to the fact that we'd made the vodka too strong. Alas. But! Charming Assistant and I are nothing if not determined, so we've not discarded the overly-strong alcohol. We're are going to attempt to dilute it with regular vodka, and make more drinks with a 1/4 spicy to 3/4 regular ratio of vodka. I don't know if it'll work, but its worth a shot.

But as a reminder- if you see an article telling you to use FOUR Habanero peppers in a vodka infusion, don't do it. ITS A TRAP!

Nail Art! Citrus Edition...

One of my weaknesses is nail polish. Even though I can't really grow out my nails, and even though my job destroys a manicure within a week, I still love nail polish. That love got more intense (and more expensive, but never mind that) when I heard about nail art- tiny pictures and designs on nails. And not the super intricate ones from a salon, but cute basic designs you can do yourself. I have to say, the YouTube channel CutePolish has been a huge inspiration in this department. While I don't try all of her designs, and tend to modify those that I do try, she's still the one giving me all these ideas. So, with no further ado, inspired by Cute Polish's citrus nails video, voila:

The polishes are the brands OPI, essie, and Orly. That Orly striper was a miracle find- I didn't even realize they made them, much less sold them at the local makeup store. Previous stripers had to be ordered online! But with easy access to multiple colors of striper, get ready for a hell of a lot more designs!

The first picture is messy, the second blurry (you try taking a picture with your left hand!) but between the two of them you get the gist. So, just in time for this warm spell we're having in DC, I have fun summery nails!

If you're interested in nail art, I really would recommend checking out CutePolish on YouTube, her videos are pretty great. The next post on here will concern our Garlic Habanero Vodka experiment- get excited!

All the Meat We Could Possibly Eat

A few years ago I was taking a Health & Fitness class to fulfill my school's physical education requirement. And also it seemed more interesting than track. But anyhow! Our instructor was not only an avid exerciser (is that even a word?), but was passionate about eating right. And not just low calorie, but eating right. He emphasized whole foods, cutting down on processed products, and eating ethical meat. He showed us a documentary on factory farmed pigs, and I've never been able to eat pork with quite the same gusto. But when you shop at Giant Food or Safeway, pork that isn't factory farmed is incredibly hard to find. So imagine my delight last week, as we walked past a stall at the farmer's market that sold pork! And imagine our further delight when we found out they offered a "meat CSA"!

For those who don't know, CSA stands for Community-Supported Agriculture. Traditionally, participants in a CSA buy a share of a farmer's crop. Their purchase allows the farmer to cover operating costs, and in return the patrons receive boxes of fresh produce on a weekly basis. It is a win-win situation. Small farms can stay in operation, consumers get to buy local and support local businesses, and the focus is put back onto eating seasonally.

So for this meat CSA, we purchased a share of... well, of their animals I suppose. Our money goes toward feed for the animals and payroll for the humans, and in return we get a box of locally raised, pasture fed meat once a month. Some is fresh, some frozen, and every month we get a variety of cuts of meat from chicken, beef, pork, and lamb. This Saturday was our first pick-up date, so off we went to get out 12 pounds of meat!

The reusable tote bag, full of meat:

North Mountain Pastures' logo:

The meat!

So we have, in order, pork ribs, beef short ribs, pork chops, and lamb shanks. I figured the fresh whole chicken was fairly prominent and didn't need a closeup.

So now the challenge is to find recipes that use these cuts of meat. Luckily, we have this phenomenal tool known as the internet, and I believe it may be of some help in this situation. So far I've located a recipe for stovetop pork ribs, and I have actually roasted a whole chicken before, so that shouldn't be a problem. I have never cooked lamb, so this will be an interesting experiment, but hey- that was part of the reason I wanted to sign up for this- the challenge!

Does anyone have any particular recipes they recommend for these cuts? And are people interested in reading what I do with them? If so, I'll do a collective post, so you won't get spammed with food posts.

We're not eating any of this tonight, as we have plans to go out for oysters. But tomorrow, that chicken is going in the oven, and it is going to be delicious!

Well that worked out well.

Clearly I was all on top of blogging about my search for the real me, as can be seen by the more-than-two-year gap between posts. Let's start over, shall we? To catch up:

-27 years old
-Living with Charming Assistant in lovely apartment
-Graduating in 1 month
-Have begun the dreaded job search

I'm trying to be more creative in my everyday life, which translates into me taking up knitting and starting various craft projects. Recently Charming Assistant and I decided to experiment with infusing vodka. We decided to start simple, and so began our test with blackberries, the most delicious of the berry families. Yes, strawberries, that includes you too. Maybe you should have been a bit tarter, and you could have had this distinction.

Step 1! Insert blackberries into vodka, like so:






Step 2! Let infuse for one week in refrigerator, then strain and transfer to bottle:





Step 3! Make pretty cocktails, and drink them!







We ended up making the cocktails with the blackberry vodka, the blackberries soaked in vodka, seltzer, and fresh lemon. Everybody liked them, but Charming Assistant and I agreed that they could have been sweeter. Next time I think we'll use a bit more of the vodka, and do half seltzer, half lemonade. But overall, a pretty good first experiment!

Until next time (which will hopefully be before 2014...)